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Kwentong HOLDAP.

pilosopogyno:

Unang holdap ko.

Holdaper: Holdap to! Wag kang kikilos ng masama!
Gyno: Bakit po?
Holdaper: Kasi, bad yun.

Pangalawa.

Holdaper: Pre, holdap to! Itaas mo ang mga kamay mo, kung hindi…
Gyno: Kung hindi, ano?! 
Holdaper: Kung hindi… Kung hindi… Ahh, ehh.. Kung hindi… Wag mo akong lituhin! Baguhan pa lang ako!

Pangatlo.

Holdaper: HOLDAP TO!  *sabay tutok ng kutsilyo sa bilbil*
Gyno: Alam ko. Ano ako, TANGA? KAILANGAN TALAGANG IPINAPAMUKHA SA AKIN NA HOLDAP YAN? Wala ba akong pinagaralan? Hindi ko ba alam yung HOLDAP sa KIDNAP? Ganun ba ako ka-bobo? Pinaaral ako ng magulang ko sa magagandang eskwelahan tapos HOLDAP nalang, kailangan mo pang i-demo para lang malaman ko na holdap yan?

Pang-apat.

Holdaper: HOLDAP `TO! 
Gyno: Tinatanong?

Via Mission Accomplished!

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